Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 15, 2015
Transcript:
helLO! Uh...hi. You're new, right? Yeah. Then what you need is the official P.S.38 INSIDER'S GUIDE! It includes a map of the entire building, a list of the best spots to hang out during free periods, and a complete "lunches to avoid" menu! There's also a photo index of all the kids in sixth grade, cross-referenced by home rooms, activities, and social cliques! And finally, there's an entire section devoted to teacher rankings, physical traits, and unflattering nicknames! Wow, thanks! This- ...and it's all YOURS for the bargain price of FIVE DOLLARS! I was going to say "this is so generous" but never mind. Make it ten, and I'll throw in a hall pass!
favm almost 9 years ago
Having been in nine different schools, I would have paid for that information every time my family moved to a new town.
peanuts511 almost 9 years ago
Nah, I would’ve paid the 5 dollars. At least I’d be able to tell who to befriend and avoid since I’ve been that road two times. Oh, and NOTTOOSHABBY, congrats for first comment and you completely wasted it.
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
just like the horoscope with francis. He gave him to look at a horoscope and said “One Dollar Please” So yeah ladybug he IS a scammer
LooppyKid almost 9 years ago
Is this also the new kid from the book ?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Donald Trump, The Early Years!
mgueriera48 almost 9 years ago
why five dollars? boooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mgueriera48 almost 9 years ago
why five dollars? boooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gzitver almost 9 years ago
Free periods for students? I don’t remember any free periods.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
No thank you Nate.
TJCartoonist14 almost 9 years ago
The five dollars are good, but the five more for a hall pass? No.
komickat almost 9 years ago
Wow Nate… but I would buy it… if it has good information XD which is probably biased… XDD lol
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Throw in a few “Get Out Of Detention Free” cards and it’s “sold to American”!!
BIGNATEROCKS! almost 9 years ago
What a rip-off.
HFTaylor12 almost 9 years ago
What a bargain! I’d buy it!
MajesticFalcon almost 9 years ago
Should be $1.50 to $3.00
Mike789 almost 9 years ago
I would’ve got that. Of course, I wouldn’t know this was through Nate’s head, so that would screw things up, but still…
Comic Fanboy about 8 years ago
I’d buy it.
I Like Trains. over 6 years ago
If a new girl moves in,he’s gonna give it for free.
DM9001 over 5 years ago
That kid has a lot to learn if he thinks Nate is generous.
DRMFeint almost 5 years ago
If i weren’t an introvert, I would definitely do this.
mrs godfrey over 4 years ago
why nate
HalberCon about 4 years ago
nate, that is probably more expensive than the lunch there
hockey man over 3 years ago
XDDD
Best Commenter Ever over 3 years ago
Worth it.
ImnotMrBeast over 2 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that Nate guy do a hand seal