Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2015
October 25, 2015
October 27, 2015
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Pardon me, sir. But I've decided to shift my focus to amphibious operations. So I'll need your assistance in procuring a sheltered waterway. One that I can use as an operational base. I expected more.
Bog standard humour, but nothing to loo-se I suppose. Glad GD is back out of the (water) closet.Brill comments especially the one re view of full moon!!!!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Duck should stop smoking.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Silly Duck. Pigs don’t have swimming pools.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
would Guard Duck settle for the bath tub instead?
danfromfreddybeach almost 9 years ago
Guard Duck’s career is really going down the toilet
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
Well, at least he’ll be flush with success.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
He could always return to his roots and beat up Mr. Johnson then steal his kid’s inflatable pool again. That’s what he did in his third appearance.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Well, Pig did the best he could on a tough request with short notice. Don’t be too unhappy, Guard Duck. And don’t look a gift toilet in the drain….
cdgar almost 9 years ago
I’d never thought of my toilet as a ‘sheltered waterway’ before. Thanks to PBS, that’s how I’ll think of it from now on.
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Maybe he could be berthed in “Bidet Bay”, you get a nice view of the full moon…
garcoa almost 9 years ago
Hope that house has 2 toilets.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Good one Stephan ! Thanks :-)
mjb515 almost 9 years ago
Tell it to the Marines, Guard Duck.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
What did LGD expect, it is an American Standard.
cdward almost 9 years ago
Load the torpedo tubes!
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
Yuk!
Sandfan almost 9 years ago
LGD will experience true terror the first time the warning cry rings out…INCOMING!
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Toilet Duck
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good thing for both that Archie doesn’t need to use the ter-let.
grampianlothian almost 9 years ago
Bog standard humour, but nothing to loo-se I suppose. Glad GD is back out of the (water) closet.Brill comments especially the one re view of full moon!!!!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
At least take if for a spin.
zeexenon almost 9 years ago
Duck, duck, goose!
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
His mission: To seek and destroy the Ty-D-Bol Man!
meg_grif almost 9 years ago
That duck should wear aflac jacket.
trkeller99 almost 9 years ago
Give us more Guard Duck!
bmonk almost 9 years ago
He wanted to get a head, didn’t he?
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Take it or leave it, Guard Duck!
xxx
Mikel V almost 9 years ago
Now, that’s product placement. I wonder if Guard Duck also desinfects with every flush…
codedaddy almost 9 years ago
No, Pig! That’s not what duck meant when he requested something commodious,
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] about 2 years ago
Bathtub.