Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 26, 2015

When did John Travolta show up?

You want American Idol ratings, replace Carter S. Carter with Jennifer Lopez.

I’m so glad that American Idol is finally getting canceled after this year. It has to be one of the worst shows in TV history. And that’s saying something.

Dora looks like she’d fit in just fine in my old high school. Every day most of them would gather at the local bar for happy hour. I liked to think I had something to do with that.

Hot, eh? Is this where Dora has a threesome with Dory and Breck? Tru and Boo? Gil and Kaz? Gil and Mimi? Mimi and Pedro? Marty and Sleazy Producer/Gil, Jr./ Jami? Stay tuned.

Uh-oh. Holly is going to start flirting with Dory on camera.

Wait a sec! Even with everyone watching week two, ratings DROPPED?? I think Travolta is lying.

Cool linemen + hot reality stooges = Tepid storyline! Unless Mimi & Holly get their freak on.Ryan S.

MI

Wouldn’t it be great at the next game with Alan doing production on the sideline that GilPa calls for an old school student body right?

Take a “D” list Hollywood actress, put her in a reality show at her former high school where the most exciting thing to happen in the past ten years has been a peacock storyline and a former pro wrestler with dementia, and the ratings go down? There is no accounting for taste in this country.

If this were anywhere but Milford, the bartender with the patch of chin stubble would be sporting a full-on hipster beard.

In all reality ,sorry Cutterjock but when the sleazy producer talks about being a hot show he means Hot Steamy Showers with students, teachers and staff will be featured from now on

In all reality, P 1 it looks like Holly forgot to put her skirt on !

My guess: Holly brings up that she was with Gil first and he proposed to her first. Setting up a good ol’ catfight with Mimi (with Marty Moon calling play-by-play)

Judging from the shine on that bar I think the mop man is moonlighting as a bartender to supplement that janitor income.

OK, first, in Shakespeare class we’ll film the giggles when Juliet’s nurse swears by he maiden’s-head, then (are you ready) I’ll introduce the mini-skirt in Milford, finally, we’ll hold a dance where the boys and girls actually touch each other. Hey, Tcar cue up “Hot, Hot, Hot”

Larry seems to be morphing into Gil in P3. That must be why Dora is giving him the dreamy eyes look. And speaking of looks, take a look at today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

The reason the weasel producer is so much taller than Mt. Holly is that he is standing on a “sleeping” Marti Moon!Q. Lude

Mi

I think the bartender has stabbed himself with a light saber

Holly is starting to suffer from the same intermittent nose elongation that afflicted Boo Radley in the spring.

All talk of heat makes me flashback to this…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-eVxtuMR0o

@decten1968, excellent.

@MUT: OK, if you’re going to invoke the K klan, with a nod to Bearwku and Tcar here’s a modern classic. It’s close to Halloween so consider this a homage to the late TW.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdflriheIM