Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 20, 2015

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    lilmnm  about 9 years ago

    Is that from the volcano?

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    Mikel V  about 9 years ago

    The good thing is that they only needed one egg to cover the whole façade

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    To throw eggs of a pterodactyl,You don’t have to be very exactyl.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    Omletting this go.

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    Darryl Heine  about 9 years ago

    Gross!

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    gleep6991  about 9 years ago

    The Yokes on you.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Soufflé don’t bother me.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    You can never have too many egg jokes:

    What day do eggs hate most?Fry-day!

    What did Snow White call her chicken?Egg white.

    How do eggs leave the highway?By going through the eggs-it.

    How do comedians like their eggs?Funny side up!

    How do monsters like their eggs?Terri-fried!

    What do chickens call a school test?Eggs-amination!

    Okay… maybe you can!

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    dalbino83  about 9 years ago

    @lilmnmI think the joke is about eggs being larger in the olden days, so that they made more of a mess when they were thrown, rather than having anything to do with the volcano. I don’t think those are cooked eggs on the cave, but raw ones.

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    Those must be Roc eggs. Which is better than using rocks to egg someone.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 9 years ago

    I guess the yoke is on them!

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    spaced man spliff  about 9 years ago

    It’s all so punny !!

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Sorry, I may have egg on my face now…

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Okay, here is just one more…

    A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile across his face. The egg is frowning and looking extremely frustrated. The egg says, “Guess we answered that question.”

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    The Rolling Cat  over 8 years ago

    In the midst of all the egg yolks — er, jokes — did anyone notice that the guys inside the cave look like Fred and Barney from The Flintstones? Their outfits, anyway.

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