Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2015
November 21, 2015
November 23, 2015
Transcript:
Studies show that Americans gain... On average 1 to 5 pounds for every holiday season! So I'm goin' on a crash diet before Thanksgiving to totally game the system! Yessir! Just fresh fruits and vegetables for me. No meat... No dairy... Healthy. Healthy. Healthy. Crunch crunch Hey... Aren't those potato chips? Slightly modified plan: still absolutely no meat. But the veggies can be processed and salted. Is that a turkey sandwich? New plan: cold cuts are ok. But absolutely no roast turkey or stuffing....
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Really, Monty? Do even you believe yourself?!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
You know it’s a good plan if the first thing you do is abandon it because it is just too practical.
Bobongo almost 9 years ago
The “stuffing” is in his belly.
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
@Bobongo:’Good comment. Be well my friend.
gransprt11 almost 9 years ago
Been there, done that too many times..
azurebeard almost 9 years ago
Monty! You’re just like me.
steverinoCT almost 9 years ago
Roast turkey would actually be better than a turkey sandwich.