Pickles by Brian Crane for October 19, 2015

How can Opal tell, Earl? Call it a guess. (What kind of man even conditions his mustache?)

How many suspects dopes she have in that household?

now he sort of looks like Einstein

If it is that good, maybe I need some!!!

She probably bought that shampoo with Earl’s income. Use as much as you want Earl.

You’re not going to grow any more hair with that stuff, Earl.

Blame Nelson.

Don’t bother about it, Opal. Looks to me like it’s not doing you any good, anyway.

Innocent until proven guilty. Maybe Earl stuck his finger in a light socket. Better take a sample to be analyzed.

The last time I used a blowdryer I was in college. I went to school in the Michigan UP so the winters were cold!!! One morning I was running late for class and realized my hair wouldn’t have time to dry before I had to go to class in the middle of a snowstorm so I decided to use my roommate’s blowdryer so my hair wouldn’t freeze on the way to class. My hair is fine and naturally curly and after using the blowdryer my hair looked like a giant afro. I never used a blowdryer again.

She doesn’t. She was only guessing!

(Sarcasm)

xxx

I believe the evidence speaks for itself!

Soap is Soap, at least that’s what I tell my Wife!

it spilled! yeah that’s teh ticket!