Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2015

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    johnt204  about 9 years ago

    So the fink is going out on the front lines to fight?

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    Rob Rex  about 9 years ago

    The fink is the enemy. He will soon let the people know he lied when he doesn’t stop himself from terrorizing them.

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    The speech of a typical politician…

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    bateria  about 9 years ago

    When in doubt, improvise!!

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    wolfhoundblues1  about 9 years ago

    I hear the “enemy” has chemical weapons.

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    jbmlaw01  about 9 years ago

    Just a JV team.

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    milordrevan  about 9 years ago

    Reminds me of War Pigs by Black Sabbath.

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    Cerabooge  about 9 years ago

    We have always been at war with Eastasia.

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    Al Nala  about 9 years ago

    I remember invasions by the Huns,

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    Old Texan75  about 9 years ago

    He failed to mention “Weapons of Mass Destruction”. What I don’t understand is why the West thinks the Middle East needs “liberating”. If they want “liberating”, let them liberate themselves.

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    Roger Merritt  about 9 years ago

    This is the way the world works. Hermann Goering explained it from his prison cell at Nurenberg. “Tell them we are being attacked and the pacifists are helping the enemy.” “George Bush kept us safe,” same thing.

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    markjoseph125  about 9 years ago

    Or, as H. L. Mencken put it, “the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.”

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    Chrisstopher  about 9 years ago

    Sounds like Id might be in Texas.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Fink says, “In the meantime, draft some piece of garbage basically obfuscating the populace and take away almost all their basic rights and freedoms in the event we are attacked by terrorists!”

    “What shall we call this piece of legislation, sire?”

    “Well, considering nobody will actually read it and we want all of our patriotic citizens behind it, call it The Patriot Act!”

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Sounds like the Fink is talking about the illegals.

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    brklnbern  about 9 years ago

    Hillary would be proud.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Each of our three political leaders have no trouble identifying the other two as Canada’s greatest enemy. Fortunately by Tuesday it will all be over for a bit, while you poor souls have another year of it to go!

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