Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 22, 2015

@Tony“Do you procrastinate?”I’ll answer you later.

Do I procrastinate? Why do you think x_Tech and Bev got here before i did?

unplug the telly, Dad; that’ll make boy go do his homework

@TonyDo I procrastinate?It’s my middle name. I’m still waiting to clean the stove from dinner….see?

@Tony“Do you procrastinate?”.Yep. .Do you feel guilty about it?.Nope

I was going to answer but I put it off.

Yup, I think?

No, and I can’t stand procrastinators.

Sometimes.

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

I plead the Fifth!

Yes I do but i’m going back to studying right after this.

@Tony“Do you procrastinate?”

No, I’m a Lutheran…

Why put off until tomorrow what you can postpone until next week?