Gee,I just know there’s a Stargate joke in here somewhere, hmmm.
Jaffa: “My Lord, We will not be able to land the ship. The…”
Minor Goa’uld System Lord Rynok: “(in a deep, reptilian voice)Silence! Do as you’re told, NOW!”
Jaffa: “The pyramid is…”.
System Lord Rynok: “Enough of your insolence!” as he uses a Ribbon Device on him, killing the Jaffa as an example. Others drag the body away as Rynok takes the controls of the ship. Setting down awkwardly on the zygote, the Ha’tak pushes it down further into the sand. Rynok now realizes what the Jaffa was attempting to say.
Rynok: “That’s the last time I hire a sub-contractor to build a place for my ship to land”.
A Goa’uld’s sense of humor leaves much to be desired. Yes, I am a ‘Gater’, what you gonna do about it. So, go complain to Brad Wright, ha ha!
I remember a cartoon show from the ’60s that had an episode with a mummy who levitated the Great Pyramid and turned it upside down and sent it rampaging like a tornado through the streets of Cairo.
Ha! Goa’uld don’t help you unless they plan to have you implanted with a larvae. Longtime…of course, silly. Magnamax, hmmm, I thought we knocked him off early on. Pinkryad, Roc’n on. When the series was being released, I’d buy one or two seasons and spend most of the 48 hours watching Stargate. (48 episodes, 48 hours, hmmm. sleeping eating and showering was optional. Bathroom isn’t ) Great fun! Is the enhanced ‘Children of the Gods’ worth seeing?
ksoskins about 14 years ago
This pyramid scheme may seem unsuccessful, but the contractor got his money and made his point.
Ice_Bear66 about 14 years ago
Gee,I just know there’s a Stargate joke in here somewhere, hmmm. Jaffa: “My Lord, We will not be able to land the ship. The…” Minor Goa’uld System Lord Rynok: “(in a deep, reptilian voice)Silence! Do as you’re told, NOW!” Jaffa: “The pyramid is…”. System Lord Rynok: “Enough of your insolence!” as he uses a Ribbon Device on him, killing the Jaffa as an example. Others drag the body away as Rynok takes the controls of the ship. Setting down awkwardly on the zygote, the Ha’tak pushes it down further into the sand. Rynok now realizes what the Jaffa was attempting to say. Rynok: “That’s the last time I hire a sub-contractor to build a place for my ship to land”. A Goa’uld’s sense of humor leaves much to be desired. Yes, I am a ‘Gater’, what you gonna do about it. So, go complain to Brad Wright, ha ha!
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
that’s what he gets for cheaping out on the $10,000 pyramid…
pinkdryad Premium Member about 14 years ago
rock on James Lewis! Stargate is awesome!
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
Tipsy?
longtimecomicsfan about 14 years ago
If you’re a true gater, I assume you’ve mastered all 14 pronunciations of “Goa’uld”, right?
runar about 14 years ago
I remember a cartoon show from the ’60s that had an episode with a mummy who levitated the Great Pyramid and turned it upside down and sent it rampaging like a tornado through the streets of Cairo.
magnamax about 14 years ago
Hay, JL, how about:: I always get worried when Ra offers to help.
Ice_Bear66 about 14 years ago
Ha! Goa’uld don’t help you unless they plan to have you implanted with a larvae. Longtime…of course, silly. Magnamax, hmmm, I thought we knocked him off early on. Pinkryad, Roc’n on. When the series was being released, I’d buy one or two seasons and spend most of the 48 hours watching Stargate. (48 episodes, 48 hours, hmmm. sleeping eating and showering was optional. Bathroom isn’t ) Great fun! Is the enhanced ‘Children of the Gods’ worth seeing?