After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviet leader announced they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!”
“What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
Bruno ZeigertsIn Canada, it’s a Newfie joke.In Texas, it’s an Aggie joke.Whatever the local prejudice happens to be. The prejudice precedes the joke, so no one, in particular, picks them.
I’m wondering… can you “moon” someone when the sun is shining? Or, if you “moon” someone when there is no moon visible and it’s pitch black outside so nobody can see what you did, does it really count?
Linux0s about 9 years ago
But you still get to moon everyone.
blunebottle about 9 years ago
He sure seems cheesed off about it…..
orinoco womble about 9 years ago
You don’t have to be a star, baby, to be in my show…
Cloudchaser about 9 years ago
We do not howl at the moon and that those of us who are weres uncontrollably transform is also a myth
jreckard about 9 years ago
This werewolf stuff is all lunacy.
SkyFisher about 9 years ago
In the name of all that is decent, COVER THAT THING!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
Too much moonshine and you turn blue.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviet leader announced they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!”
“What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
hippogriff about 9 years ago
Bruno ZeigertsIn Canada, it’s a Newfie joke.In Texas, it’s an Aggie joke.Whatever the local prejudice happens to be. The prejudice precedes the joke, so no one, in particular, picks them.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Fool moon—you should appreciate the attention.
I know I appreciate the light when I can see my shadow at night.
gmoldmule about 9 years ago
I thought it was bark at the moon…. And, really, there is no dark side of it, it’s all dark…
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
It’s just a phase we all go through!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I’m wondering… can you “moon” someone when the sun is shining? Or, if you “moon” someone when there is no moon visible and it’s pitch black outside so nobody can see what you did, does it really count?
These things bother me…