I remember watching both my grandpa and then my dad sit at the front of the big grocery stores waiting for my grandma and mom to get in the check out line. Now it’s my turn, but my wife wont let me. She told me to get off my butt and walk with her because I needed the exercise. Hmmm, I think I feel my back going out the next time I have to go to the store with her.
IF, and I stress IF, my wife is going shoe shopping, I won’t find a bench to sit on but will instead find a shop more to my liking and advise that I would gladly meet her somewhere at a certain time THAT is when I find a bench to sit on as I will be waiting for a while as she is ALWAYS, YES, ALWAYS LATE ! ! ! !
I love people watching from the bench in the mall. It beats the heck out watching them while you are walking and run into a pole like I did when I was a teenager.
I sit on the wall or the buss bench near the dollar store. The olny reason I ever went with her was to keep her spending down.The buget is leaner this year than ever, so is the refrigerator – she is tighter than ever because of Christmas. Every damn year she spends waaaaaaay too much.
LuvThemPluggers about 9 years ago
Especially if it is in front of Victoria’s Secret at the mall!
Farside99 about 9 years ago
And it’s a lot more fun than watching you go through every blouse on the racks.
JonDoh about 9 years ago
I remember watching both my grandpa and then my dad sit at the front of the big grocery stores waiting for my grandma and mom to get in the check out line. Now it’s my turn, but my wife wont let me. She told me to get off my butt and walk with her because I needed the exercise. Hmmm, I think I feel my back going out the next time I have to go to the store with her.
IndyMan about 9 years ago
IF, and I stress IF, my wife is going shoe shopping, I won’t find a bench to sit on but will instead find a shop more to my liking and advise that I would gladly meet her somewhere at a certain time THAT is when I find a bench to sit on as I will be waiting for a while as she is ALWAYS, YES, ALWAYS LATE ! ! ! !
choo choo willy about 9 years ago
I love people watching from the bench in the mall. It beats the heck out watching them while you are walking and run into a pole like I did when I was a teenager.
bigelowbigelow about 9 years ago
I SIT AND MY WIFE SHOPS………
GREAT TRADEOFF…..
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 9 years ago
I bring my kindle for just that Reason! Before Kindle I always carried a Paper Back in my Hip Pocket.
Caldonia about 9 years ago
Get your hide up and start mall walking, gramps.
Caldonia about 9 years ago
Get your hide up and start mall walking, gramps.
route66paul about 9 years ago
I sit on the wall or the buss bench near the dollar store. The olny reason I ever went with her was to keep her spending down.The buget is leaner this year than ever, so is the refrigerator – she is tighter than ever because of Christmas. Every damn year she spends waaaaaaay too much.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I rarely go “shopping”! I do occasionally go “buying”, however…