Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 03, 2015

OK, does Holly have her right hand on her left arm, or does Marty have the opposite of man hands?

Question for you guys who still have hair (that leaves me out), plus Bitsy and any other women on this site. Is there any way someone’s hair could really look like Marty’s, with the spiked bangs? What would keep them plastered to his forehead? I’ve never needed any styling products, so I don’t have any idea what they do.

… because the artist draws it that way? (ducks)

Dora, wiping the drool from Marty’s goatee in P1. And what is that thing that’s about to smack him in the face. It looks like some sort of golf club.

Nice shine on that floor in P2, Mop. You need to hunt down the kid that left the skateboard tracks through it though.

When did Tru change his name to True? Either way, he seems baffled by the ancient tradition of high school girls throwing themselves at the star QB.

Starfish: I played QB in HS, and the only place girls would have thrown themselves relative to me was off a bridge. Just saying….

Trish should leave Tru alone as he is deep in preperation for the 3rd game of the season.Chop Oakwood!

MI

P1- Since Just for Men products haven’t made it to Milford, Holly is picking the small clumps of black shoe polish from Moon’s goatee.

Chin beard dude walking out in disgust in P1, proving he is smarter than all of us.

Speaking of hair, this hazing at Milford has got to stop! They yanked a gob of hair from that poor guy in P3. And I worked with a guy with MM’s hairdo. Weird guy. He used Butch Wax for that look.

No smart aleck comment or song this morning. Somebody sent me this and I thought with the age of most of us a lot of you would appreciate this website as much as I did..http://www.virtualwall.org/iStates.htm

Marty actually uses a product from Popeil. His home haircut is set for Julian. It also works on taters.

Oh no. The Spanos family has moved to Milford from La Jolla Ca. Dean will fire Gil. Rename the Mudlarks the Chargers and hire his sons as co-athletic directors and hire Norv Turner as head coach. Then promptly lose the rest of there games. Norv will blame Kaz and fire him and make Boone his defensive coordinator.

This is ratings gold! They make Trish believe Tru(e) likes her, so she starts talking to him and hinting at her availability. He doesn’t get it and walks away. What compelling television! And speaking of compelling, I compel you to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

MUT actually makes more sense.

I saw that and I must say I’m quite impressed. NYT, no less!

http://wordplay.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/12/15/no-easy-chore/?_r=0

Yep, that’s him.

@MOP: ? You know he came to Earth (Milford) with powers far beyond those of mortal man. Able to leap tall buildings ( 3 stories), faster than a locomotive (they still ride em in Milford), able to change the course of mighty rivers (but not the plot line).