Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone?
Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait.
First Sgt. Towser: For how long?
Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left.
First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them?
Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care.
First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left?
Maj. Major Major Major: Yes.
First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you?
Maj. Major Major Major: No.
First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all?
Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear?
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you?
Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there.
First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then?
Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done.
First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Maj. Major Major Major: Sergeant, from now on, I don’t want anyone to come in and see me while I’m in my office. Is that clear? First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir? What do I say to people who want to come in and see you while you’re gone? Maj. Major Major Major: Tell them I’m in and ask them to wait. First Sgt. Towser: For how long? Maj. Major Major Major: Until I’ve left. First Sgt. Towser: And then what do I do with them? Maj. Major Major Major: I don’t care. First Sgt. Towser: May I send people in to see you after you’ve left? Maj. Major Major Major: Yes. First Sgt. Towser: You won’t be here then, will you? Maj. Major Major Major: No. First Sgt. Towser: I see, sir. Will that be all? Maj. Major Major Major: Also, Sergeant, I don’t want you coming in while I’m in my office asking me if there’s anything you can do for me. Is that clear? First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir. When should I come in your office and ask if there’s anything I can do for you? Maj. Major Major Major: When I’m not there. First Sgt. Towser: What do I do then? Maj. Major Major Major: Whatever has to be done. First Sgt. Towser: Yes, sir.
rotts about 14 years ago
He repeats, he repeats!
jtviper7 about 14 years ago
Believe me: It’s not for me either…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Lance, Lance, Lance… At your age, you don’t know how to imitate an answering machine? Or static?