Pickles by Brian Crane for October 26, 2015

Uhh… indeed, Earl.

Don’t answer that nonsense Earl or you will be in the doghouse or worse.

I’m going to try that the next time I get called for jury duty.

I like the foliage in the background. Nice work Brian!

Clearly she’s SOME type of mental.

Time to once again feign hard of hearing.

I don’t think Opal know what judgmental means.

Opal is a older version of Judge Judy…Iff she was my judge, I’d be locked up for contempt of court.

Why must some of you be so judgmental? This is a comic strip and a good one at that.It always ‘makes our day smile’.

Oh, Opal. Do you not hear yourself?

The pot calling the kettle black.

Sometimes I hate living in this judgemental world.

xxx

The secret to a happy marriage is knowing when to keep your mouth shut and your mind open. ( Took me four tries to find that out ! )

We’re all Judgy McJudgersons. I have yet to meet any human being who isn’t. BUT the smart ones just know when to keep the judgy comments in their head.

Listening to gossip is fine. It’s the spreading it that’s bad. I’m all ears when it comes to gossip but trial and error (mostly error) have taught me that repeating gossip only causes drama to shadow my doorstep.

Opal and my mother must have been sisters.