Everyone’s breakfast had time to settle? Okay, let’s go..It sounds like a not unreasonable question for Joy to ask. She hasn’t seen what her shoes look like on her feet in many, many years. But the question is really mooted by the fact that most of her shoes are obscured by the rolls of edema ridden ankle fat. She’d have to be hung by her heels or do a hand stand in order that someone could critique her shoes, and the former is unlikely due to the lack of super duty hoists on the property and the latter being way too ridiculous a proposition to consider. .Trust Burl to be the only person left in the world who wears a dickey in public, the other being Howard Wolowitz. Burl is partial to the dickey because, unlike regular shirts, the dickey adapts easily to his ever expanding manly underchest. And Burl has no concern about his shoes. Nor his pants, for that matter. He can wear his XXXXLB sweat pants. And chili stains be damned. (Oh, please, please, please, let it be chili.).Let us hope the photographer has a super wide angle lens and doesn’t charge by the pound. I have a suspicion this is not a piece of his work that will be displayed in the studio window. (Although if slipped under the refrigerator, it should send the roaches running for the next block.) .One must have sympathy for all the Pennys’ family, friends, neighbors and others who can’t avoid occasional contact. Aside from the general misery of knowing these rather smelly examples of evolution gone wrong, this Christmas, all will receive as gifts a copy of the portrait (frame not included). Not a waist-up shot, mind you. Burl will have to make it a head shot when he makes the color copies and has to crop the “PROOF – NOT FOR SALE” from the image. The Penny’s know there’s nothing like a gift that they’ve crafted themselves. Like the “Ghost of Christmas Past” ornaments Joy made last year by drawing eyes on tampons she had dyed red (oh, please, please, please, let it be dye) and hanging them by the strings.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
And Burl is dressed as a defrocked priest.
Laura Gildwarg about 9 years ago
I remember this one from just a few months back.
llhack about 9 years ago
Maybe Burl just drools a lot or more likely he is a messy eater.
TheWildSow about 9 years ago
Burl! Wearing your “best bib and tucker” isn’t meant to be LITERAL!
shamest Premium Member about 9 years ago
Gods! I hate those things
mikie2 about 9 years ago
I wonder what else he doesn’t wear—or wear clean—where people cannot see.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
Everyone’s breakfast had time to settle? Okay, let’s go..It sounds like a not unreasonable question for Joy to ask. She hasn’t seen what her shoes look like on her feet in many, many years. But the question is really mooted by the fact that most of her shoes are obscured by the rolls of edema ridden ankle fat. She’d have to be hung by her heels or do a hand stand in order that someone could critique her shoes, and the former is unlikely due to the lack of super duty hoists on the property and the latter being way too ridiculous a proposition to consider. .Trust Burl to be the only person left in the world who wears a dickey in public, the other being Howard Wolowitz. Burl is partial to the dickey because, unlike regular shirts, the dickey adapts easily to his ever expanding manly underchest. And Burl has no concern about his shoes. Nor his pants, for that matter. He can wear his XXXXLB sweat pants. And chili stains be damned. (Oh, please, please, please, let it be chili.).Let us hope the photographer has a super wide angle lens and doesn’t charge by the pound. I have a suspicion this is not a piece of his work that will be displayed in the studio window. (Although if slipped under the refrigerator, it should send the roaches running for the next block.) .One must have sympathy for all the Pennys’ family, friends, neighbors and others who can’t avoid occasional contact. Aside from the general misery of knowing these rather smelly examples of evolution gone wrong, this Christmas, all will receive as gifts a copy of the portrait (frame not included). Not a waist-up shot, mind you. Burl will have to make it a head shot when he makes the color copies and has to crop the “PROOF – NOT FOR SALE” from the image. The Penny’s know there’s nothing like a gift that they’ve crafted themselves. Like the “Ghost of Christmas Past” ornaments Joy made last year by drawing eyes on tampons she had dyed red (oh, please, please, please, let it be dye) and hanging them by the strings.