Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 13, 2015

Huh? Is that different from Welcome Back Carter?

This story is dumb enough to reverse evolution. Talkin bout degeneration.

Sorry, Dorky but this has already been done to death. When Milford finally gets to this century you’ll understand. It’s called Dumb and Dumber. I’m pretty sure you can play both parts. Like Patty Duke.

We’re 2 weeks from Thanksgiving when nearly every state finishes their playoffs (Downs? Ups? Whatever.) and the Milfs have played 2 games. Are you ready for some football cause this crap is going nowhere fast.

Methinks when Dory and Breck were introduced to us early on, we had a panel discussion on Darwinism. Which led us to Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution. So the boys are spinning off their own show. Yeah, turds will fly.

You read it here! Dory aka S*** for brains, will be benched for the playdowns which commence in early March!

MI

Where in the heck is this meeting taking place in P2? The Milford Arboretum/Conference Center/Fast-Food Restaurant?

To quote Archie: “Oh geez, Edith”

Gee, it’s only the plot of every show on Disney Channel and Nickelodeon ever!

“The Darwin Evolution”? I hate to get all sciencey here, but there can’t be any “evolution” within successive offspring of the same parents.

And yes, that is the only thing that strikes me as unrealistic in this entire story line.

I wonder if these guys are direct descendants of the brilliant Charles Darwin. If so, it’s time to consider the Theory of Reverse Evolution.

Boo Who?

There you have it. R&W a solid evolutionists. They could never be creationists since they haven’t a creative gene in their simian craineums.

Sorry about the fat finger spelling

@Gilfan 79: judging by the decor, their in FERNWOOD, TONIGHT.

Dammit, another $50 down the drain. Why did I make that bet that the storyline couldn’t get any dumber?Good thing Dory couldn’t tell Larry his idea yesterday and they set up this special meeting so he could spend 14 seconds outlining his idea. I do give Larry credit for just meeting him in the lobby instead of in his office.And speaking of 14 seconds, if you can spare 14 seconds you can read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Ugh.

Can’t they just write in an ISIS suicide bomber who blows the classroom up and ends this horrible story arc.

Mopped Up Thorp is so much better than the original!

So the plot is, there are two brothers in high school. One is smart, one is dumb. Thus, the word “evolution”. HUH?

Maybe it’ll be another late night talk show?

The House Band could be Lancelot Link and The Evolution Revolution.

@seniorscrub- speaking of Revolution: number 9, number 9, number 9

Lord, we need some deus ex machina or something to save us from this storyline. How’s Tru doing in his senior season? What challenges is the team facing and overcoming to be repeat champs? Who knows?

There is absolutely no drama about Milford going for consecutive state titles. We have no idea if the team is 8-0 or 2-6. At some point it will just magically be playoff time. Or, it will be the last game of the season and Milford will lose and miss the playoffs because Dory was suspended for being such an idiot. And I’m still mad he wasn’t disciplined for doing a cartwheel following a tackle.

If nothing else this song has the perfect title for Dory:.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LzVcliGicc