Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 10, 2015

It’s an epidemic of man hands. Somebody check the water in Milford.

Cankle alert.

Oh so now she’s playing innocent? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Jesus Christ, look at the pitch of the arms and the angle of the hands in P2. Holly’s a MUTANT with three arm joints apiece!

Take a look at these hands!

P3, Holly has an oven mitt on one hand. Really, someone needs to more practice drawing hands. “Methinks” the look-alike Gil is in deep trouble…IF Holly didn’t really know about this.

State Champion Coach Gil playing pocket pool while he yells at the cameraman in P1. Nice shine on that floor Mop, but I’d hate to be you after Mimi gets done with Dora.

Those are some serious man jazz hands Dora’s flashing in P2. Actually the right one looks like an overly large female hand and the left is a man hand.

Well dumb ass, it might have been great TV with better editing. Oh who am I kidding. Even the morons that watch the Kardashians wouldn’t watch this crap.

Looks like Neil and Rod are going to start offering Bobble Head characters as part if their deal with Sony… Good line extension!Ron Popiel

MI

Is this some local-access cable show that comes on after the city council meetings? Who cares he asks? Well GIL cares, and he ’s coming for you. Holly (Jenner?): the man hands go with the man ’stache.

Cankles. Good one Bitsy. P2- “I can’t believe you did that to me.” Holly looks like she has Elvis’ mutton chop sideburns. GilPa doesn’t look like a hunka burning love.

Sad that the mutant hands are usually the main topic of discussion here. Not much else to talk about I guess.

We’re starting to get a lot of storylines dangling in the wind here. Will Gil, Mimi and Holly ever reconcile? Will Tru(e) fight off those adoring female fans? Will a lineman ever really be cool? And besides all that, we’ve only had a couple of football games and Mop is already in the gym getting the floor ready for the first basketball practice. We’ve got a lot to wrap up with only three panels a day.

I can’t believe nobody yet mentioned Dora’s massive man hands! Oh wait, everybody did. But I really can’t believe nobody yet mentioned Dora’s blatant huge mustache. And where are they in P1, is that a new wing of of Milford High? That’s going to take 2 hours a day to clean all that glass, dammit.

P-1: Shakespearean take- Halt, lest I smite thee!P-2: Holly shows Gill here Al Jolson pose before breaking into song- Climb upon my knee, Gillie boyP-3: instead of a Pinocchio nose, his lower jaw is growing

State Champion Coach Gil, channel Woody Hayes and bust that camera!

Uhhh, although an engineer by education not an attorney, I believe this would be a libelous action rather than slanderous since it was on broadcast TV….discuss. Also, discuss that in P3 TV guy has turned into Tommy Lee Jones

Who cares? Your Legal Department will!

You know, having that massive picture window at the end of the hallway that is always shined so hard that people are in danger of sliding is probably a poor design idea. How long until the first student flies right through it? I hate cleaning up blood and glass. And speaking of hate, if you hate today’s Mopped Up Thorp then you shouldn’t be here.

Gil, I didn’t see it until you did (awaiting you in the other room until Mimi falls asleep – do these sheets smell like chlorine???), where I could hear the TV playing through the walls.

Sitting here listening to this one. It hit me it applies to ol’ Tommy Lee in panel three..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fssblRRCgmg&list=RDfssblRRCgmg