FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 03, 2015

Better safe than sorry I guess.

She should give them aubergines, they are soooo much better…

Aubergines are eggplants. Courgette is zucchini.

Don’t forget the Listerine!

This just shows one of two things: that Andy is extremely delusional about her cooking, or she has a tongue with no taste buds at all.

The way that Andy cooks, I’d be brushing my teeth after every meal, too, if only to get rid of the taste.

Never liked eggplant myself

Eggplant; Eggplant or aubergine is a species of nightshade grown for its edible fruit. It is known in South Asia, Southeast Asia and South Africa as brinjal. Wikipedia

There are such things as cease and desist orders. Maybe the family can get one on Andy for her cooking.

Oh! Yes! It WAS that bad, Mom!

The only proper way to prepare eggplant involves a trash can and takeout pizza.

Why did he ever marry someone who was so anti-food?

:-P