Pickles by Brian Crane for November 05, 2015

Calvin once asked his father why eyes are shut when you sneeze. Dad said if the eyes weren’t shut, the impact of the sneeze would stretch the optic nerves and send your eyes out of their sockets.

Earl just made Nelson wet his pants again.

Aww, poor Nelson.

The kid’s traumatized and will soon be having nightmares..Good one Earl!

Getting ready for next Halloween?

Wait, come back, let me show you how I can pull my thumb off.

I’ve got to get a fake eyeball. My grandkids are visiting this weekend. ;)

Earl! Bad Grandpa!

Mean ol’ Grandpa.

I love it ! Wonder where i can get one ?

Has anyone heard of a retirement home called Shady Pines? I think Earl is about to be put there.

Earl hasn’t screwed his head off in years…

shouldn’t this joke have been played on or before halloween

Earl is still ma hero :)

New High Score for Grandpa!

@ Linguist: where to get? Your look’in at it! It’s called "the inter net.

Page 555 of “The Grandparents Handbook” clearly states that we are innocent of all charges.

Love it!

I let out a good laugh too.. Great one!

Back in the late 70s/early 80s, Westinghouse Broadcasting (which later actually bought CBS, but then let the CBS name survive) had a local show called “Evening Magazine.” The San Fran station (which created the show) cut a story profiling Robin Williams (RIP). At one point, over video of Robin and his mom, the voiceover mentioned how much of Robin’s off-the-wall humor was influenced by his mom…at which point they showed mom faking a sneeze, followed by this long, khaki-colored thing appearing to dangle from her nose. Robin screamed, “Mom, that’s disgusting!!” Mom had cut a large rubber band and held it beside her nose, so that when she faked the sneeze and dropped one end of the band, it looked like she had about a ten-inch booger hanging out.

It’s a well known fact that if you pick a hamster up by his tail, his eyes will fall out. So don’t ever try that!