Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 06, 2015

The guy with the shock rod is pretty good at tiddlywinks and pogs, too.

Looks like a precariously balanced diet.

I will never eat one of this again.

“You have to watch your step when the chips are down” Cow Pattie

And over there, where those ones are begging for food, that’s where we keep our bum steers.

I suppose the dark ones give chocolate milk.

I herd someone say “I dairy you to tip them.”

Don’t tip the cows; they give lousy service.

Well, okay then…

I was just watching our neighbor’s cows out my back window, and one of them was sticking its head under the electric fence trying to eat the grass over there because as we all know, the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!

Sponsored my the AMA and the Heart Association!

Well, at least the rear legs aren’t on the ground…

If they have a cow, they aren’t steers.

These must be those “Content California cows” we’re always hearing about.