reminds me of the lion walking through the jungle growling at the top of his lungs, yelling, “i’m the king of the jungle.”
he came up to a monkey and roared out, “who’s the king of the jungle?” the monkey weakly answered, “you are, o majestic lion.”
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came up to a hyena. “who’s the king of the jungle?” “you are, o great lion,” the hyena nervously laughed.
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came upon an antelope. “who’s the king of the jungle?” he roared. “You are, o mighty lion,” the antelope skittishly answered.
the lion was full of himself by now and roared all the louder while walking through the jungle. he came up to an elephant and bellowed out, “who is the king of the jungle?” the elephant looked at him, using his trunk grabbed him around the neck, slammed his head into the ground three times, threw him high into the air, caught him with his trunk as the lion came down, and then body slammed him into a tree.
as the elephant slowly sauntered away, the lion weakly sat up on the jungle floor and said, “you don’t have to be so mad just because you don’t know the answer.”
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
I’d hate to see the size of your litterbox Eugene.
moronbis about 14 years ago
He can hear it, hahaha….
photoman022 about 14 years ago
reminds me of the lion walking through the jungle growling at the top of his lungs, yelling, “i’m the king of the jungle.”
he came up to a monkey and roared out, “who’s the king of the jungle?” the monkey weakly answered, “you are, o majestic lion.”
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came up to a hyena. “who’s the king of the jungle?” “you are, o great lion,” the hyena nervously laughed.
the lion roared through the jungle some more and came upon an antelope. “who’s the king of the jungle?” he roared. “You are, o mighty lion,” the antelope skittishly answered.
the lion was full of himself by now and roared all the louder while walking through the jungle. he came up to an elephant and bellowed out, “who is the king of the jungle?” the elephant looked at him, using his trunk grabbed him around the neck, slammed his head into the ground three times, threw him high into the air, caught him with his trunk as the lion came down, and then body slammed him into a tree.
as the elephant slowly sauntered away, the lion weakly sat up on the jungle floor and said, “you don’t have to be so mad just because you don’t know the answer.”