Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 12, 2015

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    Linux0s  about 9 years ago

    I would probably avoid the carnival.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    And you’re cross-eyed.

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    Toonerific  about 9 years ago

    Fortunately it’s fat free.

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Don’t worry, it’s nothing a slight lettuce deposit in my pocket can’t cure.

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    Ubintold  about 9 years ago

    I think the doc’s milking it.

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    The older kids used to call him a half-pint.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Come to think of it, didn’t Sheriff Andy Taylor only drink milk? I know Matlock did…

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    hippogriff  about 9 years ago

    neverenoughgoldWorse, I think Matlock drank buttermilk. I know Sam Rayburn’s bedtime snack was a shot of whiskey, a glass of buttermilk, and an onion sandwich.

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    english.ann  about 9 years ago

    I wonder what a doctor would say to a modern Harlem Globetrotter who can spin a basketball on his nose for seven seconds? He didn’t use his hands to keep it on his nose.

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