Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2015

Too late, he’s breadcrumbs.

He’s about to be pillsburied alive.

When he realizes his mistake, he’ll say: “D’oh!”

He’s gonna rise to the occasion.

How much dough did he get for this movie?

Are they eating poppin’ fresh corn?

The movie is really a comedy. In the end, he gets tickled.Well, not in the end, then it would be a goose, not a turkey.

Come on, folks, we knead to be serious because things are going to get toasty. Let’s get bready to crumble.

I really get a rise from all these comments.

Oh, pun the door. I’m leaving.

I’m stuffed with all these puns and funny comments. Good laughs!

Better than spending time in the microwave…

Oh, man! He’s toast!

I’m thinking it’s because he’s feeling stuffed.

Que Dieu bénisse nos amis et nos voisins français comme ils travaillent leur chemin à travers la tragédie qui se déroule à Paris…

Talk about a celebrity roast …………!