Hercule Poirot had it right about why dogs bark at the mailman: The mailman comes to the door every day, but the dog’s master never lets him come inside. So, of course he must be up to no good!
Bark at the MoonOzzy OsbourneScreams break the silenceWaking from the dead of nightVengeance is boilingHe’s returned to kill the lightThen when he’s found who he’s looking forListen in awe and you’ll hear himBark at the moonHa ha ha(Ha ha ha)(Ha ha ha)
Reminds me of a joke. A man walks by a hotel ballroom. Inside are these guys standing around saying numbers to each other and laughing uproariously. So the man asks someone who is going in what’s happening. “This is a convention of the greatest comedians in the world. They know every joke in the world and so for convenience they’ve given every joke a number.” “Can I try one?” says the first guy. “I guess that would be okay,” says his new friend. “3” says the first guy. Suddenly the room fell deathly silent and the second guy comes up to him and explains, “You didn’t tell it right!”
Squizzums almost 9 years ago
I think this is the only time I’ve ever seen Snoopy bark.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
What are you trying to tell CB, Snoop? That the cat next door is a poopy-head or something?
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Meow?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, we know who the brains of the outfit is… ;-)
legaleagle48 almost 9 years ago
Well, you wanted Snoopy to be a watchdog for the whole neighborhood, Charlie Brown. It’s not his fault that you don’t speak Beaglese!
Opus Croakus almost 9 years ago
I sound the alarmMailman, come to kill us allWoof woof woof woof woof
Bob. almost 9 years ago
Had a parrot that went wild when someone came to the door. He knew they were there before they rang the bell.
pelican47 almost 9 years ago
Maybe if he was howling instead of Arfing, CB would come look at the full moon with him.
orinoco womble almost 9 years ago
No, not arf, arf!! (His accent is terrible!)
stewjim almost 9 years ago
come to think of it, i think it’s the first time i’ve seen him bark, also… even in CB movies
therese_callahan2002 almost 9 years ago
He’s auditioning for Sandy.
Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Woof?
Darryl Heine almost 9 years ago
ARF!
Godfreydaniel almost 9 years ago
Hercule Poirot had it right about why dogs bark at the mailman: The mailman comes to the door every day, but the dog’s master never lets him come inside. So, of course he must be up to no good!
summerdog86 almost 9 years ago
It seems weird to see Snoopy bark! Now we don’t know what he says, either!
rickray777 almost 9 years ago
Such are the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary (arf, and woof!).
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Dogs scare me sometimes even though they are my favourite animals.
I just don’t know what to think when one of them runs up to me barking and barking.
xxx
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
A boy and his dog! What could possibly go wrong?
Chris Kenworthy almost 9 years ago
Your accent is atrocious, Charlie Brown! ;)
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 9 years ago
Bark at the MoonOzzy OsbourneScreams break the silenceWaking from the dead of nightVengeance is boilingHe’s returned to kill the lightThen when he’s found who he’s looking forListen in awe and you’ll hear himBark at the moonHa ha ha(Ha ha ha)(Ha ha ha)
bmckee almost 9 years ago
Reminds me of a joke. A man walks by a hotel ballroom. Inside are these guys standing around saying numbers to each other and laughing uproariously. So the man asks someone who is going in what’s happening. “This is a convention of the greatest comedians in the world. They know every joke in the world and so for convenience they’ve given every joke a number.” “Can I try one?” says the first guy. “I guess that would be okay,” says his new friend. “3” says the first guy. Suddenly the room fell deathly silent and the second guy comes up to him and explains, “You didn’t tell it right!”
coreym5 almost 9 years ago
To be fair, Snoopy usually says “woof.”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Why do you answer a question with a question?