The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for November 24, 2015

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    Loves life  about 9 years ago

    Good pun there Jerry.. I see their air freshener doesn’t even last a day in their bathroom. I don’t think anything does.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 9 years ago

    There are people that would pay $400 if they ran out of toilet paper.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 9 years ago

    if you wanted to clean up something nasty , would you simply take tissue paper and wipe it up or would there be some water involved in the cleaning process?most people take better care of their floor then they do their own body.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    A bidet is a wonderous thing, hated only by ignorant hillbillies. Which, of course, makes me wonder what these billies think a bidet is. Are they just impressed by the new word? Imagine them booking there..Will they even recognize it when they see it? Or will they call down to the desk to complain that one of their side-by-side toilets is missing its seat, and besides, the dang thing sprays them in the butt when they flush. .I can hear Joy extolling its virtues to Marlene:.“…and in your room, there’s this darling little mini-Jacuzzi, and it finally has a jet mounted right where you want it.” .She used it so much that the hungry seagulls quit harassing her. ..(Enjoy your breakfast.)

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    wellinever  about 9 years ago

    Wait, are satellite computer systems installed in port o’ potties?

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    Dani Rice  about 9 years ago

    I believe it was President Carter who said, “When people hear a Southern accent, they assume you are illiterate”.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I heard last weekend on “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” that some people are now refusing to use ‘inferior’ toilets, and choosing to ‘hold it’ unless a top of the line Toto is available. Not hillbillies, I guess, but pretty dumb.

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    aerilim  about 9 years ago

    I believe MeGoNow was talking about ignorant hillbillies, not the brilliant ones…

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago

    don’t you dare mess with our resident Poet. He is the reason we get up in the morning.!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I agree that associating the Penny’s with ignorance was a foul slander on ignorant people.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member about 9 years ago

    “bidet … 400 bucks a crack”Straight from the Stephen Pastis school of punnery.

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    InTraining Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Well if Jerry actually use the bidet, he would disappear completely because he is just a bunch of s**t….

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    timrinaldo  about 9 years ago

    Heh heh, he said “crack”

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