Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 04, 2015

Babbling nonsensical words and throwing food usually come to a stop after the election. Only the cat can tell us about the Malt-o-Meal.

+1 to Baslim. That’s one that’s been on my refrigerator for a few decades.

Pour malt-o-meal on the cat. Is that what happened to Bill?

You can’t see Milo’s hands in the last cartoon, coz he’s using them to pull the wings off flies

Binkley’s first words in the first strip, “I don’t wanna hear it, Milo.” He knows trouble’s coming.

Milo: …she liked me better…

Both. (apologies to Schrodinger)

Points off for improper use of an apostrophe. Doesn’t anyone proofread this stuff?

Ah, to be young and foolish and worry-free again, philosophizing in the meadow!

Look at images of Adam and Eve for as long as humanity has been drawing, painting, etc. Adam and Eve are shown having navels.

But technically, they shouldn’t have had navels.

Navels on Adam and Eve? Deceptive artists!

Of course Adam and Eve had navels. They’re the valves where God blew life into them. God left Adam with an outie and pushed Eve’s valve in to make an innie.

I am (unfortunately) not having a very hard time believing that people are actually debating whether or not two mythical characters had navels. Next, I suppose, will be the question about which language the serpent spoke, or which species of cockroach Noah took on the ark.

FYI: Adam and Eve were not the first humans since they did not appear until the eighth day in Chapter Two where as in Chapter One on the sixth day God created men and women.