The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 12, 2015

I don’t even want to know what that is.

Kim Kardashian, the later years. Eeeewwww!

Her first one, well, she worked her tail off.This one she got at the local retail store.

Oh, look she’s got a lower shelf.

That is just so gross! I couldn’t stop laughing.

She’s so tired her a__ is draggin.

This looks like something out of Berkeley Breathed’s world.

I gotta say it….hemorrhoids out of control. Am being honest.

Tail clevage?

Man I hope those aren’t what I think they are!

The fellow who colors Hilburn’s strip at Universal Press Syndicate either didn’t read the strip or didn’t understand it.

Sick!

Homonyms. You gotta love em. But in this case? I think instead of seeing this tail, I’d rather sit right back and hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from a tropic port, upon a tiny ship.

Can someone please tell me what that fourth character in the banner is? I see a bear, a chicken, a vulture then… what is that? Thanks.

So, Marriage makes your Tail Grow?