The middle of the road is a great place to meat people. Two orders of road kill coming up.
Why did the chick cross the road?
To get to the rich, good looking guy?
Fence straddling is safer, but not PC.
I had a dream where I walked across a road and there were chickens everywhere. I started laughing and then woke up but never did find out why…
Well, if buzzards can write, I suppose the critters can read. But how does a buzzard hold a hammer?
OK, so it’s just a cartoon. (I did smile, though.)
How does a buzzard hold a hammer? They use some “duck” tape.
“Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!”
(Don’t yell at ME - old math joke…)
I’m not yelling at you, Ushindi, I’m laughing along with you! That was a good one!
November 25, 2017
ksoskins over 14 years ago
The middle of the road is a great place to meat people. Two orders of road kill coming up.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Why did the chick cross the road?
zero over 14 years ago
To get to the rich, good looking guy?
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Fence straddling is safer, but not PC.
joefish25 over 14 years ago
I had a dream where I walked across a road and there were chickens everywhere. I started laughing and then woke up but never did find out why…
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well, if buzzards can write, I suppose the critters can read. But how does a buzzard hold a hammer?
OK, so it’s just a cartoon. (I did smile, though.)
NoBrandName over 14 years ago
How does a buzzard hold a hammer? They use some “duck” tape.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
“Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side!”
(Don’t yell at ME - old math joke…)
CoBass over 14 years ago
I’m not yelling at you, Ushindi, I’m laughing along with you! That was a good one!