I love Verla’s shirt. Nascar Fashions, she’s as big as a car. Well actually a truck but the reference wouldn’t then work.And Jer fancies himself as a black haired Fabio. Except Fabio’s hair is on his head and Jerry’s is everywhere.’ I wonder why he wears a rug. Do you suppose he is balding? If so why doesn’t he shave something and glue it to the top of his head. His left hand should just about cover it.
MEANWHILE: Oh, I bet THAT one made the front-page news. And the timing couldn’t have been better: He’d likely already scarfed down any eggs he found in his basket that morning…..all the candy, too….AND the plastic “grass”, but they’re keeping THAT one in the family vault for time immemorial.
That lost crown, either you spit it out or you swallow it. The way they wolf down food that requires no chewing I suspect the latter. Happy hunting, good job for Joy, might take a week to come through with as much retained uuuhh, that they are full of.
What she neglected to say was it was her year to set up the Easter egg hunt. Burl studied for weeks on how to maximize his yield by plotting the most efficient route, starting in the back so he could clean it out before the kids got that far. .I bet there’s no photo from when he crashed the third grade spelling bee…. and got bumped on the third round. He got through the first and second by correctly spelling “musketeer” and “snicker.” He went down in flames when he spelled “crackle” with a “k.” .The rest of Burl’s “achievements” are too sad to relate. We will mention only his tie for first place in the Trivia contest at the dementia patients’ support group and his creative writing triumph when he wrote in pretending that his 90 year old parents lived with him and getting Meals on Wheels to bring two lunches every day. .And Burl doesn’t have “shingles.” Those are incipient bed sores from spending so much time in the recliner. Burl can’t get shingles. He was always shunned by other children and so escaped nearly all the childhood diseases.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 9 years ago
I love Verla’s shirt. Nascar Fashions, she’s as big as a car. Well actually a truck but the reference wouldn’t then work.And Jer fancies himself as a black haired Fabio. Except Fabio’s hair is on his head and Jerry’s is everywhere.’ I wonder why he wears a rug. Do you suppose he is balding? If so why doesn’t he shave something and glue it to the top of his head. His left hand should just about cover it.
artysurvey about 9 years ago
NASCAR does have a truck series.
orbenjawell Premium Member about 9 years ago
MEANWHILE: Oh, I bet THAT one made the front-page news. And the timing couldn’t have been better: He’d likely already scarfed down any eggs he found in his basket that morning…..all the candy, too….AND the plastic “grass”, but they’re keeping THAT one in the family vault for time immemorial.
PoodleGroomer about 9 years ago
The spore mentor shirt is a grand delusion. Spores are way beyond anything he has to offer.
imnormal about 9 years ago
That lost crown, either you spit it out or you swallow it. The way they wolf down food that requires no chewing I suspect the latter. Happy hunting, good job for Joy, might take a week to come through with as much retained uuuhh, that they are full of.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
What she neglected to say was it was her year to set up the Easter egg hunt. Burl studied for weeks on how to maximize his yield by plotting the most efficient route, starting in the back so he could clean it out before the kids got that far. .I bet there’s no photo from when he crashed the third grade spelling bee…. and got bumped on the third round. He got through the first and second by correctly spelling “musketeer” and “snicker.” He went down in flames when he spelled “crackle” with a “k.” .The rest of Burl’s “achievements” are too sad to relate. We will mention only his tie for first place in the Trivia contest at the dementia patients’ support group and his creative writing triumph when he wrote in pretending that his 90 year old parents lived with him and getting Meals on Wheels to bring two lunches every day. .And Burl doesn’t have “shingles.” Those are incipient bed sores from spending so much time in the recliner. Burl can’t get shingles. He was always shunned by other children and so escaped nearly all the childhood diseases.