Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 16, 2015
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Transcript:
Lottery Here Man: Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Frank: Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund!
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
But if you’re a compulsive type it’s a voluntary tax and you can quit any time you want………….
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
But part of the profits go to support the schools so they can teach math and logic to the younger generations……..
sarazan7 almost 9 years ago
Not in Illinois!
InTraining Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Illinois can’t pay the big Lottery winners…. Until a budget is passed… Illinois has the worst Moody rating of all 50 states… Governor Rauner (republican) wont sign any budget unless it is balanced…. The Illinois house and senate (democrat majority) will not raise taxes or cut spending to balance the budget, so here we are……
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Its my desperate search for something better.
whiteaj almost 9 years ago
More like a tax on stupidity. Get lightning insurance first.
bmonk almost 9 years ago
Heck—toss a dart at your local paper’s financial page, and invest in that company. You should improve your return on investment by 100% or so.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
Hey! I represent that remark!
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Never bought a lottery ticket; probably never will…
wolfman47130 almost 9 years ago
wish with one hand $#@! in the other see which fills up first.
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Hey—I’m not bad at math! At least I know that 2 + 2 = 22!
johnt204 almost 9 years ago
I don’t gamble, but sometimes I donate a couple of dollars to the state.