Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 15, 2010
July 14, 2010
July 16, 2010
Transcript:
Woman: Remember when there were no center consoles so we could make out in the car? Man: Yeah. You know, consoles seem like a much better idea now that we're parents of teenagers. Woman: Boy howdy.
My first car was a Rambler–a total lemon EXCEPT that the front seat folded down flush against the bench of the rear seat to turn the interior of the car into a double bed. Somehow I never got around to mentioning this feature to my girlfriend’s parents…
I had the old Rambler with the push button automatic transmission mounted on the dash. I wish I’d managed to note fry the engine on it.
My daughter crabbed about the ancient AMC Concorde I got her until she got hit in the driver’s side by a modern Ford Ranger. The Ranger collapsed it’s grill and front bumper and had to be towed. She drove away and could even open the car door afterward. She suddenly appreciated Detroit Steel.
freeholder1, the “soft” bumpers and front-end crumple zones are a safety feature – they turn a lot of collisions that would have been fatal into walk-aways. To my mind this is preferable to the “Detroit steel” you laud, to have the car die so your daughter doesn’t have to.
Crumple zones, pioneered by Volvo, the best cars made (until they were bought by Ford).
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Don’t buy a mini vam
Devils Knight over 14 years ago
need the old vw van
pksampso over 14 years ago
My first car was a Rambler–a total lemon EXCEPT that the front seat folded down flush against the bench of the rear seat to turn the interior of the car into a double bed. Somehow I never got around to mentioning this feature to my girlfriend’s parents…
Jaedabee Premium Member over 14 years ago
Those consoles do not get in the way… .
CrouchingBruin over 14 years ago
I used to drive around the family station wagon when I was in high school, a huge Oldsmobile. Lots of fond memories in the back of that car…
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
pksampso Oh yes, the Rambler Station Wagon! LOL!!
Love mom’s exclamation, “Boy Howdy!” LOL!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I had the old Rambler with the push button automatic transmission mounted on the dash. I wish I’d managed to note fry the engine on it.
My daughter crabbed about the ancient AMC Concorde I got her until she got hit in the driver’s side by a modern Ford Ranger. The Ranger collapsed it’s grill and front bumper and had to be towed. She drove away and could even open the car door afterward. She suddenly appreciated Detroit Steel.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I wonder how many kids have the imprint of a stray cup holder on their bottoms these days.
tedcoop over 14 years ago
freeholder1, the “soft” bumpers and front-end crumple zones are a safety feature – they turn a lot of collisions that would have been fatal into walk-aways. To my mind this is preferable to the “Detroit steel” you laud, to have the car die so your daughter doesn’t have to.
Crumple zones, pioneered by Volvo, the best cars made (until they were bought by Ford).