Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 19, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Hey, if it keeps the baby entertained and peaceful, I’m all for it.

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    So that’s why my kids ended up so twisted. My wife warned me, but would I listen? Nooooo!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    If he’s in airplane mode, he’s not picking up his wife’s signals anyway.

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    Wait until the jet exhaust kicks in.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    There’s nowhere near a big enough mess around the kid…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 9 years ago

    In the near future – Teletubbies mode.

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    hippogriff  about 9 years ago

    Green eggs and bacon?

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    dflak  about 9 years ago

    I do the same thing with my grandchildren. My daughter-in-law just shakes her head and says, “There goes grandpa again.”

    It’s nice being old. You can act like a kid and get away with it.

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    You mean spoons DON’T sound like airplanes???

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