Drone: Camino! You said you were taking off work for an aunt's funeral!! Eno: Boss drone!!
Progressive companies microchip their employees nowadays.
“I’m too depressed about it to get off the couch.”
Never waste your ‘sick days’ when your sick.
The funeral is televised, hosted by, um, The 700 Club guy, oh, whassizname,…Pat Robertson, yeah, that’s it, she used to go to his church.. I don’t know why they have beer commercials during a religious service, desperate times I guess.
I do hope these dang things don’t become commonplace!
Wait, what are you telling me? Crap! Too late…
It must have been Aunt Bea. He’s watching an Andy Griffith marathon in her memory.
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mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Progressive companies microchip their employees nowadays.
Plods with ...™ about 9 years ago
“I’m too depressed about it to get off the couch.”
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
Never waste your ‘sick days’ when your sick.
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
The funeral is televised, hosted by, um, The 700 Club guy, oh, whassizname,…Pat Robertson, yeah, that’s it, she used to go to his church.. I don’t know why they have beer commercials during a religious service, desperate times I guess.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I do hope these dang things don’t become commonplace!
Wait, what are you telling me? Crap! Too late…
banjinshiju about 9 years ago
It must have been Aunt Bea. He’s watching an Andy Griffith marathon in her memory.