Pickles by Brian Crane for November 15, 2015

I have more than one pair.

See, she told you so!!!

last time I lost my glasses I was looking all over for them and my husband asked me what I was looking for and when I told him he burst out laughing, it seems I was wearing them..duh! I hate glasses but what do you do,

I have glasses in both cars and in 4 rooms…

That’s how my wife disperses the Kleenex.

My dad spent an hour looking for his glasses all over the house – finally he told me what he was looking for. They were on top of his head. :)

In Switzerland, if you wear glasses and get pulled over, you better have a spare pair in the glovebox, or you can get a second ticket.

the best was when 1 of mom’s pairs went through the washer and dryer. the eye doctor asked to keep the mangled result as an object lesson. she consented although she felt laughed at and was peeved. she still is. mom’s a champion grudge holder

That’s a dumb saying, Opal, and an evil grin!

“Starlight, Star bright. First star I see tonight”

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My glasses are either on my face or in their case. I need them too badly to risk losing them.

I had a senior moment today (concerning seeing as how I’m still in my 20’s). I was looking through my purse for my cell phone and it was up against my ear.