Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 05, 2010

You can have my dika-nuts, sweetie; but first, come closer, into the light….

http://tinyurl.com/dinuts

I think I’d rather try the salty, chocolate balls. First time I heard that I was on a bus, and nearly fell off the seat laughing. I guess everybody else thought I was nuts, especially since most of them didn’t speak English and had no idea what I was laughing at.

I know I like it when a pretty woman wants to taste my Irving.

Hey! Exotic fruit Monday!

How about waiting until I take the dika nuts and make them into dika bread?

Look it up. It’s the bush mango.

I am closely watching a near-ripe mango right now. It’s a close call to get it after it’s ripe but before the raccoons grab it. Unfortunately, it is a tame mango.

a mango can never be tame; just when you think you have tamed the wild mango, it will turn on you. never never NEVer relax your vigilance when near one.

Why am I feeling stupid right now? Oh well, familiar feeling.

From a Blog post: Teresa says, “If they’re disturbed by my existence, I’m no less disturbed by theirs.” Why would either of you be disturbed by the other’s existence? Surely, that sticker had nothing to do with FA! Lots of stuff to worry about in this world. A sticker company? Don’t think so. The sticker idea is a good one, though. Can’t wait to see some!

Flatulent Reality Opens Gates

Fabulous Reeking Opossum Guts

Fully Rational Opinionated Geek

Foolishly Reckless Odd Gents

Feckless Rehabilitated Onomatopoeiaic Gorillas

Marg, are you expressing your opinion of my post? Hey, I’ve had worse.

Fishnet Raunchiness On Girls

Weak…the “r” is the problem. If it were “FLOG” instead, we could do some business here. Oh, well…I don’t suppose Teresa would be willing to change the name of the strip just for a cute sticker. Although…you never know. “Flog Applause” has a certain I-don’t-know-what-it-is to it.

Lots of regulars must’ve slept in today…

Wake up, everybody!