Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 20, 2015
November 19, 2015
November 21, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Phoebe, what did you learn at the museum yesterday? Phoebe: I learned that my unicorn friend hangs out there trying to be an exhibit, but really she's more of a coat rack. Teacher: Let's hear from someone who actually learned something. Phoebe: Also some cool dinosaur stuff, but I thought I'd lead with the gossip.
luducks almost 9 years ago
Well, she’s not wrong…
Yngvar Følling almost 9 years ago
A pen, I expect.
DHBirr almost 9 years ago
Might be a “dry-erase” marker, and he’s planning to write (summaries of) the student’s responses on a whiteboard.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Its a girl thing. Right?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Looks like a tiny light-saber.
R.U. Kidding almost 9 years ago
It’s a black marker.
And Phoebe gets a black mark for that comment.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I see.
RalphZIggy almost 9 years ago
the teacher is a non-believer, be glad your existence is not so boring
Hag5000 almost 9 years ago
He’s the type who thinks buying whole milk instead of skim is living dangerously.
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Phoebe: Uhh… that a tricerotops has three horns??? (squee)