Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 18, 2015

Now that’s a good drink!

Apparently, the waiter isn’t expecting, doesn’t need a tip.

I wonder if that stuff is available in gallon jugs?

Stew in your own juice.

There you go, saw this sign at a store window once, ‘Tact, the ability to tell some one to go to hell that they’ll be looking forward to the trip’.

A cleaner variant on the “Happy Gilmore” line.

I’d choose my words more wisely…the customer looks like a hitman to me!

Then there was a friend who complained about the food he ordered: The steak was overdone, the baked potato was undercooked, the peas were mush—and besides that, the portions were so small!