Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 18, 2015

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    Watcher  about 9 years ago

    Its the only way Calvin. Mom will get you new socks.

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    orinoco womble  about 9 years ago

    You might even convince her it’s unselfishness on your part, and you’d get more…nah, she’d never buy that!

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 9 years ago

    If the aliens wait some milions years the axis will change its position

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    GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago

    You don’t actually think your stocking will be filled, do you?

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    grcoyne48 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Counter-sue them for giving you a defective leaf collection.

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    Hobbes Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Ah, yes, another predictable formula used by cartoonists everywhere……. The old alien-leaf-collection-faulty-Earth-axis-Christmas-stocking gag…….. Seen it many times…… Why is Bill Watterson so unoriginal?

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    unca jim  about 9 years ago

    “we are stuck with it like it is…for at least a couple of Billion years…..and perhaps even after that.”___________________and if it weren’t for that ‘tilt’ we’d never have gotten to be where we are in fronta keyboards. That tilt and it’s aspect to the sun makes us a gigantic ‘tilt-a-whirl’ or ‘stirred, not shaken’ body of water in the sky that pumps winds and weather wherever there’s a difference between cold and warm zones. Sorta like nature’s HVAC system !Leave the dam thermostat ALONE !!

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    johngregor Premium Member about 9 years ago

    is it an EEEEEvil axis?

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 years ago

    Don’t you hate when aliens invent FTL speed spaceships but can’t invent space heaters?

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Maybe a Hot Toddy! I hear it is a great cold remedy…

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    Number Three  about 9 years ago

    What’s more important, Calvin? Your Christmas Stockings or you being alienated?

    xxx

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    Susie Derkins :D  about 9 years ago

    How will they put them on then?

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    Had Calvin studied geography, he could suggest they go to the Tropics. It rarely snows there—and then only at high altitudes. Like Kilimanjaro, or the Andes.

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