Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 06, 2015
December 05, 2015
December 07, 2015
Transcript:
Satchel: Can I Ask your advice? Bucky Katt: Nope. Wait, Is it about your shape? I just heard about a vet who's experimenting with labrosuction. Satchel: No, See, Im wiring a recommendation…did you just call me Fat? Bucky: Where? Satchell: Where what? Bucky: Recommendation? Satchel: Huh? Oh, right. A puppy I know is applying to my old obedience school… So I wrote: She knew her name at nine weeks. is that impressive? Bucky: Lemme put it this way: Thats like bringing parmesan to a musk gland fight. Satchel: Uh…I don't always know what you're saying. Bucky: "Wow, if that isn't the manta calling the basking pelagic Satchel: Maybe I'll ask Rob. Bucky "Suits me. A nerd at hand is worse than two on the couch.
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anglic almost 9 years ago
Really, lying in the trash can? though what’s coming out of his mouth isn’t any better, either.
juicebruce almost 9 years ago
Bucky the computer: Garbage in……Garbage out
Sandfan almost 9 years ago
Labrosuction. Chuckle.
Army_Nurse almost 9 years ago
Satchel, when will you learn? You should have just done an about-face at panel one when the little turd gave you short shrift, then jump to the last panel and see Rob. Then my hair wouldn’t be hurting trying to listen to Buckster pontificating garbage.
LizardPriest almost 9 years ago
They need a trash compactor.
dr_dolittle_rwc almost 9 years ago
LOL! The last panel actually made sense, in a Bucky sorta way….
Diat60 almost 9 years ago
Basking pelagic what?
Already Fuzzy almost 9 years ago
Darby, stop making my brain hurt on a Sunday morning. At least wait until my 2nd cup of coffee. (Love the last line, though!)
Prey almost 9 years ago
Put the lid on it …………………….. then shake it vigorously
Erichalfbee almost 9 years ago
Surely it should be the basking calling the manta pelagic??
P51Strega almost 9 years ago
Gotta work for it, and maybe look up a word or two, but Bucky’s statement do make sense.
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
That is a fitting place for Bucky.
ericbutts74 almost 9 years ago
Whoa! Bucky’s making sense on a profound level. Like having a siesta, or an underdone NY sirloin: kinda rare.
Al Nala almost 9 years ago
I LOVE the smell of gibberish and non-sequiturs iin the morning!
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
baskin robbins? how did ice cream get into this discussion? and where is it and what flavor?
Ushindi almost 9 years ago
Yeah, Satchel, that is pretty good. I didn’t know MY name at nine weeks!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 9 years ago
I don’t think Bucky knows what he’s saying, he just opens his mouth and words come out. I know some people that are like that!