Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2015
December 04, 2015
December 06, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Did you see that guy in the paper who wishes Italy could return to the days of the dictator Benito Mussolini? Rat: He's in favor of the man they called 'Il Duce'? Goat: Yeah, and to raise money, he's growing his own fruits and vegetables. Rat: What's the name of the business? Goat: 'Pro-duce produced produce.' Rat: I'm anti-you.
Sherlock Watson almost 9 years ago
He’s also a narcissistic professional athlete — a pro douche.
legaleagle48 almost 9 years ago
You’re really reaching there, Pastis!
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
Out of curiosity, are there still some Italians who are pro-Duce?
hariseldon59 almost 9 years ago
Shouldn’t he have said antipasti(s)?
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Like the Italians, Pastis talks with his hands … and they get him into trouble sometimes.
knight1192a almost 9 years ago
Ok, not just a pun today but a tongue twister.
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
Problem is, my Italian community pronounces it “Duchay.” So touche’, Stephan, it’s Duce’"!
grampianlothian almost 9 years ago
every day I think it can’t get any worse, then it does !
DangerBunny almost 9 years ago
Enough is sufficiency! screams Il Duce!!
mammamoonbeam almost 9 years ago
Ugh. Just ugh.
StCleve72 almost 9 years ago
I see Mussolini when I look at our Il Douche; T. Rump.
PrairieDog37 almost 9 years ago
As love the puns, especially the more elaborate Sunday puns, but this on was weak. It would have worked if “Il Duce” were pronounced “doos,” but it was “do-chay.”
Mordre almost 9 years ago
@TEMPLO S.U.D.
Sadly, here in Italy there are still many people who are “Pro-Duce”: for instance, since Miss Mussolini was mentioned, she has once answered to someone who had called her “Fascist” by declaring to be “Proud of it”.
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Facedesk
This said, there are also a lot of italian people who, on the other side, are proud to be Anti-Fascist, and I humbly count myself in this number. :)
jbmlaw01 almost 9 years ago
Maybe he can make the trains run on thyme
wgwonka almost 9 years ago
What kind of mind does it take to come up with all of these puns? Brilliant or warped. Probably a little of both, maybe more of one than the other. You choose.
Mordre almost 9 years ago
@TEMPLO S.U.D.
Sadly, here in Italy there are still many people who are “Pro-Duce”: for instance, since Miss Mussolini was mentioned, she has once answered to someone who had called her “Fascist” by declaring to be “Proud of it”.
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- Facedesk -
This said, there are also a lot of italian people who, on the other side, are proud to be Anti-Fascist, and I humbly count myself in this number. :)
dre7861 almost 9 years ago
Maybe Pro-Duce can team up with that large antlered animal that stands slightly tilted, you know, “Moose Lean-ey”
abbybookcase almost 9 years ago
1st ducks, now duces. what could possibly be next
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I’m Anti-Rat.
xxx
Keith Messamer almost 9 years ago
At least Stephan’s puns are on time
JP Steve Premium Member almost 9 years ago
People struggling over the pronunciation are not getting it. It’s all visual — “Pro-Duce” is the statement (however you pronounce it) “produce” is the homonym. No need for the pronunciation to match.
Nicholas Taylor almost 9 years ago
After the second frame I had to look away … couldn’t make myself look at the last two frames and see how low Mr. Pastis has sunk.
Constantinepaleologos almost 9 years ago
Pastis does realize it’s pronounced “Du-chay,” right?
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} almost 5 years ago
What the deuce?