Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 14, 2010

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    When life gives you lemons, ask for avocados, so you can make guacamole.

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    moronbis  about 14 years ago

    Sour grapes?

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    I think sour grapes make great stuffing for foxes.

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    bossyheifer  about 14 years ago

    Hmmm, how is being chopped in half and mashed until all your juice comes out motivational?

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    tsandl  about 14 years ago

    All you need is some water, some sugar, some pure grain alcohol…

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    alan.gurka  about 14 years ago

    But there’s not much of him to go around, and soon he’ll lose his a-peel. Tart comments like that need to be sugar coated for popular consumption.

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