Strange Brew by John Deering for July 14, 2010

But execution has only cut

Verily…Off with his head!

What’s that in the kiddie pool ahead? Does anyone want to go bobbing for Appels?

Shoot, Sheik…….. Have a veraniceday!

A guillotine AND an axe! Always good to have a backup system. Wouldn’t this be like…water-boarding? Wouldn’t that be illegal?

But could people throws balls well enough to make it drop? Maybe that’s why the back-up axe was necessary.

now, if that were dick cheney’s head in there, I would pay big bucks for a shot at that target

Is this the same guy who put the bop in the bop shoo bop and the fun in fundoplication?

Think of the fund raising.

Splash Mountain Execution! Disney will grab this one for sure!

Why is the water pink?

I agree that there should be apples (not “Appels”) in the kiddie pool, but let the convicted man try bobbing for them while he awaits his fate. Give him something to look forward to.