Sheik: Actually, only young virgin females can TAME a unicorn - once it’s tamed, she can allow someone else to ride it, but it has to be with her permission. Obviously, the rider is not a young virgin female, so it must be someone authorized by her.
I have read this on the internet, so I know it’s true.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
I thought only virgins could ride unicorns; is this jockey trying to tell us something?
ken591 over 14 years ago
Actually, the rules say only thoroughbreds. Don’t think unicorn would qualify, therefore there IS something in the rulebook.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
I would think a unicorn would have to be thoroughbred in the strictest sense of the word, though maybe not in horse racing vernacular.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
..some cats and rats and elephants, and sure as you’re born don’t you forget my unicorns……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPsuOEH1fY&feature=related
Bargrove over 14 years ago
“The unicorn is a mythical animal” (from James Thurber…wonderful story)
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Well, if he loses, there’s always the jousting competitions at the Renaissance Faires. I’m sure he’ll have an unfair advantage.
tsandl over 14 years ago
I think I’d rather have Pegasus, though.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Sheik: Actually, only young virgin females can TAME a unicorn - once it’s tamed, she can allow someone else to ride it, but it has to be with her permission. Obviously, the rider is not a young virgin female, so it must be someone authorized by her.
I have read this on the internet, so I know it’s true.