Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 27, 2015

I’m just going to go after the chaos has dissipated and look for teeth.

Black Eye Friday.

Better to shop on line…

More like Black-and-Blue Friday, then.

Better to not be conned by the hype.

The shopping in VA is kind of pathetic. Hardly anyone in the shops.

Don’t forget—today is Buy Nothing Day!

@Bruno ZeigertsWe save our “outrage” about things like that when the TV, tablet, and etc. appear in a caveman cartoon!

Goes w/ the territory, Gwen!

Full body contact, Combat shopping!

In some places, there is a day called ‘Small Business Saturday" following Black Friday. This is an effort to support local mom-and-pop type businesses that can get overlooked during the holiday shopping spree, and that might not have an online presence. If you have an opportunity to support a great local business on Saturday, please do that. They are actually a great source of jobs, and we don’t want to lose small unique businesses and have nothing but identical big box stores…

I’m waiting for the NBA to begin organizing “Professional Shopping Leagues” to “Hit the Stores” for various “Sales” events..The “Black Friday Tipoff”.

The “iPad – iPod World Series”.

The “Star Trek Scrimmage”.

The “Star Wars Mud Wrestle”..WalMart Shoppers would finally be able to compete for the Glory they deserve.

It’s tough out there and also anachronistic as well.

This is why I hate Black Friday.