Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 13, 2015

Good point,

Could we try jumping over the moon instead?

And without paper or scissors, they’re stuck with “Rock”.

Flipping him the bird is out too.

Is it just me, or is that a butte of a butt?.Speaking of which, looks like they are on the horns of a dilemma.

Just a couple of buttheads.

And, even worse, Angus cattle don’t even have horns!!!!

I’m glad they won’t be butt butting…

DO IT THE OLD FASHION WAY … FLIP HIM OVER UNTIL HE CAN’T GET UP AND YOU’LL AUTOMATICALLY BECOME ALPHA BULL

If they butt heads, one of them could be flipped. But, in that case, it doesn’t matter if he comes down heads or tails.

Que Dieu bénisse nos amis et nos voisins français comme ils travaillent leur chemin à travers la tragédie qui se déroule à Paris…

I thought being alphabull made you easy to get along with.