Beardo by Dan Dougherty for November 15, 2015

I would have colored Santa red as well to show how the cup actually does relate to Christmas.

I’d write “Mary Crissmess” just to be a dick

Write “X” mas – The Christians freak out with that one…

“Name’s Happy… Happy Holidays.”

AKA “Sanctimonious A-hole”

As a Christian, I do not understand what all the hoopla about a red cup is all about. Leaving the snowflakes off of the cup does not make it an attack on Christmas (or x-mas if you don’t have enough space for the whole word). Snowflakes denote Winter, not Christ, so I would see it more as an attack on the Winter solstice……

My mother had a coworker named Mary Christmas.

“Mary Christmyth” works.