I always thought it was crass for members of the family to be checking out the women, especially if you live north of the Mason-Dixon. Ahh, funerals, wedding, a short period of crying then lots of drinking
Clyde begins to wax philosophical about the levels of denial that are stripped away with a death and the reality of our mortality. He sees death in a positive light as a cause for celebration.
Clyde also like to look at the legs of the ladies in the funeral processions. Clyde is a dirt bag.
BeerRunner, I think Lew’s comment was meant to liken weddings to funerals; both have tears, followed by drinking.
“I have never gone to a funeral nor a wedding where anyone got drunk afterward.” You’ve lived a sheltered life, Joe; you’ve been hanging out with the wrong sort of people.
ottod Premium Member about 14 years ago
Okay! I may have gotten whiplash from that one.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
There IS something about black dresses and pantyhose. Yowza!
Besides, funerals make people horny. In the midst of death, the life-urge is powerful…
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I always thought it was crass for members of the family to be checking out the women, especially if you live north of the Mason-Dixon. Ahh, funerals, wedding, a short period of crying then lots of drinking
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
Are you sure that’s the right order, Lewreader?
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Clyde begins to wax philosophical about the levels of denial that are stripped away with a death and the reality of our mortality. He sees death in a positive light as a cause for celebration.
Clyde also like to look at the legs of the ladies in the funeral processions. Clyde is a dirt bag.
fritzoid Premium Member about 14 years ago
BeerRunner, I think Lew’s comment was meant to liken weddings to funerals; both have tears, followed by drinking.
“I have never gone to a funeral nor a wedding where anyone got drunk afterward.” You’ve lived a sheltered life, Joe; you’ve been hanging out with the wrong sort of people.