Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 30, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: What's up today? More horsing around? Haha, get it? 'Cause you're a horse. Marigold: I have told you, I am not a horse. Phoebe: You have four legs, hooves, a mane, you say "whinny"... Marigold: You have two legs. Perhaps you are an emu. Phoebe: Hm...emus eat insects, and I did swallow a bug earlier.
Templo S.U.D. about 9 years ago
touché, Marigold
Enter.Name.Here about 9 years ago
Marigold has a good point. Zebras look like horses too, but are not the latter either.
luducks about 9 years ago
Phoebe does share a lot in common with an emu…
BoomTollStinkBomb about 9 years ago
[gasp] maybe Phoebe is an emu!
Kyle Robert about 9 years ago
And the title becomes “Marigold and Her Emu.”
DDrazen about 9 years ago
Not sure if this is humor or profiling.
Q4horse about 9 years ago
Horses, with their long silky tails are much prettier than unicorns.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 9 years ago
Humans are naked beach apes.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Hee hee hee!
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
“You have two legs. Perhaps you are an emu”. Very funny and SO much better than, “I know you are but what am I?” Still chuckling and looking for a way to use if on my husband.
Hag5000 about 9 years ago
Don’t get into an debate with Marigold. You won’t win.
ladymadcat about 9 years ago
Good one, Sparkleface!
RalphZIggy about 9 years ago
Mr. Ed is not amused at the last two points you mentioned. He’d like a word with you behind the barn
SoItBegins~ about 9 years ago
A horse is a horse, of course, of courseAnd no one can talk to a horse, of courseUnless, of course,That horse, of course,Is a UNICORN!
Are2Dee2 about 1 month ago
Great comparison, MG