Sine: Horse? Is that you? Horace: Of course! Sine: I hope youre going to a costume party, Horace: Oh, you noticed? I got this fro the price of one
But why would he even want one?
They had one with a tutu too, but it was two sizes too small.
Where’s the rim shot! I need a rim shot stat!
Horace, you are too, two funny!
Truth in advertising. Or should I say, “twoth” in advertising.
He already looks a lot like a 1.
Does this mean that Horace tries harder?
This is a rerun from 2012-08-29, but the original had a second punchline. Why only one this time?
Horace is playing on the words again…
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Horace Horse.
Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Horace Horse.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Horace Horse will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
I am Horace Horse.
Reminds me of a song by the Barenaked Ladies: ‘Seven ate nine’ – https://youtu.be/x1cnJ_pOAdQ
Buy One get Two free
July 31, 2015
Argythree about 9 years ago
But why would he even want one?
J Short about 9 years ago
They had one with a tutu too, but it was two sizes too small.
CYGNUS X1 about 9 years ago
Where’s the rim shot! I need a rim shot stat!
Perkycat about 9 years ago
Horace, you are too, two funny!
R.U. Kidding about 9 years ago
Truth in advertising. Or should I say, “twoth” in advertising.
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
He already looks a lot like a 1.
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
Does this mean that Horace tries harder?
Sherlock Watson about 9 years ago
This is a rerun from 2012-08-29, but the original had a second punchline. Why only one this time?
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Horace is playing on the words again…
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Horace Horse.
Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Horace Horse.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Horace Horse will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.
I am Horace Horse.
Apekool about 9 years ago
Reminds me of a song by the Barenaked Ladies: ‘Seven ate nine’ – https://youtu.be/x1cnJ_pOAdQ
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Buy One get Two free