Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 19, 2015

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    But why would he even want one?

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    J Short  almost 9 years ago

    They had one with a tutu too, but it was two sizes too small.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 9 years ago

    Where’s the rim shot! I need a rim shot stat!

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    Perkycat  almost 9 years ago

    Horace, you are too, two funny!

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    R.U. Kidding  almost 9 years ago

    Truth in advertising. Or should I say, “twoth” in advertising.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 9 years ago

    He already looks a lot like a 1.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    Does this mean that Horace tries harder?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    This is a rerun from 2012-08-29, but the original had a second punchline. Why only one this time?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Horace is playing on the words again…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Horace Horse.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Horace Horse.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Horace Horse will never speak unless he has something to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this.

    I am Horace Horse.

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    Apekool  almost 9 years ago

    Reminds me of a song by the Barenaked Ladies: ‘Seven ate nine’ – https://youtu.be/x1cnJ_pOAdQ

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Buy One get Two free

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