Garfield by Jim Davis for August 06, 2010
August 05, 2010
August 07, 2010
Transcript:
Garfield: "Dear Ask a Dog,"... "Every time I try to throw a stick away, my dumb dog keeps bringing it back. What's up with that?" signed, "Clueless in Seattle". Dear Clueless, the first rule of training a dog is that you must be smarter than the dog...and I have some bad news for you...
dataweaver over 14 years ago
Clueless indeed. Ouch.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
He’s as dumb as Jon.
rachna_nagarajan over 14 years ago
garfield looks cute in the last panel!! :-D
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
LOL!
pcolli over 14 years ago
It seems to me that psychologists, psychiatrists, counsellors etc just leave you feeling more screwed up than you did before.
Canine psychology, on the other hand, is quite interesting. Cats have their own agenda.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Dear Clueless, The phenomenon of dogs fetching sticks has been observed in 99.9% of the dogs around the world. You dog seems to be peculiar. I suggest you get your dog a new owner to get relief from this problem. A person having higher IQ (than yours and not dog’s) will be preferred (on second thoughts, a person with higher IQ than the dog might also do the job).
Yours sincerely
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Dkram over 14 years ago
Just name the dog Boomerang.
\\//_
replay1111 over 14 years ago
De-let-ed!
Justice22 over 14 years ago
^Gee, I ordered from this guy 4 weeks ago and never got my stuff. Did I get took?
jeffreybradmc over 14 years ago
I think Jon is smarter then him, he’s not the dumbest, in the world, but not to far from it. On onther note I’m I the only one who, doesn’t like people selling on this.
keltii over 14 years ago
LOL Justice22,, maybe,, he didn’t accepting the paypal payment,, or you didn’t order hat and the decorations, or better yet,, the sunglass, or the one slipper. hehe
Kokopelli over 14 years ago
be patient Justice22
chinook2 over 14 years ago
@ Nabuquduriuzhur:
I Live in Seattle, that’s actually mostly true.
chinook2 over 14 years ago
@ Justice22:
I just flag it as spam.
bestis2come over 14 years ago
Ok guys - be nice now. Dumb is a matter of perspective (and also how much alcohol you consume). However, it is okay for Garfield to insult others snidely because he is a cat, and we all know cats rule, right?
Thanks Baslim. That video with the ball machine is great! Of course Garfield would never partake of such a thing, but the dog is very cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcL6-mjRNkububobu over 14 years ago
Plinkfoyd16: Yeah, but they’re all lawyers and politicians with a few “journalists” thrown in for kicks.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Haha, I just wonder how many people actually order from these jerks??
BUY AMERICAN!!!
Justice22 over 14 years ago
I guess they would fit the writer of Garfield’s letter.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
There have to be some smart people in Seattle; Starbucks is now so pervasive that you can find one right across from the British Museum in London. I know, I visited both places. (I ran out of battery power in the Museum, else I’d have gotten photographic proof.)
We can argue over the ethics of Starbucks coffee (as a world-traveling friend of mine will at the drop of a Sumatran peasant’s hat) another time…
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
Is this the first Ask a Dog comic?